The Wire: The 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi are almost over. The saddest thing, no doubt, will be having to wait four more years for Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski’s Olympic-level shade. If you haven’t been watching the Olympics in the morning, you have been missing out on some cutting, knowledgable commentary at the Games’s figure skating competitions.

While their outfits and chemistry have been grabbing a lot of attention, it’s their wit that has made them the darlings of the broadcast booth and rightful heirs to Dick Button’s rink-side seat. Over the past few days we’ve seen them dispense shade as if they were cosmic entities. Bitchy cosmic entities. 

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